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Apr 04

Alcohol is Also Your Anti-Drug.


Anyone else find it incredibly ironic that Caffeinated Tim is telling Aaron that he has a drug problem? Oh, the layers of comedy!

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Apr 04

Pizza in the Morning, Pizza in the Evening, Pizza at Suppertime.


Seriously, what is it with college kids, beer, and pizza? And we wonder why overweight people is a problem in America.

28
Apr 04

Caroline is a Bitch.


Caroline wanted to do a comic for me, which meant taking the day before’s comic and rewording it. And yes, the last panel is a Super Troopers quote.

27
Apr 04

Frighteningly True Stories: Volume 4.


On the night of my 21st birthday party, my friends Jeffro and ZCC said they’ll help clean up my apartment. They did not.

26
Apr 04

Too Lazy To Make a Comic.


That weekend, my friends celebrated my 21st birthday. You know how it goes… ya get lazy.

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Apr 04

Captain Planet (Amanda Beltramini Wrote This Comic).


I never could understand how “Heart” can be special power. Then again, I never could understand Captain Planet’s mullet.

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Apr 04

Caffeinated Tim Returns.


This comic is one of many that shows Jen working at a coffee shop. I suppose, being the level-headed of all the characters, it’s not unusual for her to have a normal job. Oh, and frat boys really do snort coke.

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Apr 04

Black on Black.


Parking in Urbana-Champaign, particularly within campus limits, is not only hard to find, but the parking police are real assmunches. They’ll ticket you if you’re a minute late, and the police amount over a million dollars a year in parking tickets. Pays for their donuts, I guess.

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Apr 04

Happy Moms’ Weekend!


Moms’ Weekend is a yearly event where students’ mothers come down to campus and (for the most part) get drunk with their kids. Alcohol bridges the great age divide…

15
Apr 04

Things to Do When You Graduate and You’re Still Unemployed.


People don’t think about it, but after graduation is scary. This comic serves as a reminder, as well as stuff this comic with as many characters as possible.


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