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Jul 04Great Sex and Ham.
I started reading Dr. Seuss’s (that’s a lot of “S’s”) Green Eggs and Ham. I’m halfway done.
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Jul 04Swords.
Swords is a stupid, drunk frat-boy-esque game. I admit, I played it once, and since then I’ve had penis envy — which, by the way, is one of the 7 deadly sins.
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Jul 04Nymphocycline.
Everything nowadays is calorie-free, carb-free, Atkins-friendly, and whatnot…. why not birth control? My friend Lindsey came up with “Nymphocycline.”
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Jul 04The Sausage-Fest Guide On How To Annoy People: Volume 1.
Making made-up drinks is fun, and the raunchier and the more inappropriate it is, the more fun you’ll have.
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Jul 04Kyle the Duck Versus a Random Chicken.
It was bound to happen. After all, that Random Chicken sure is smug.
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Jul 04Mary-Kate is a Sexy Twig.
I could see the Olson Twins turning into drug addicts; working with Bob Saget.
My favorite part of the comic: Chris’s reflection in the coffee. I think I executed that well.
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Jul 04As Political As This Comic Will Get.
Drawn for Fourth of July. In retrospect, despite the title, I have gotten a little more political in some of my comics.