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Sep 05

Frighteningly True Stories: Volume 8: KidRaper.


Believe it or not, the story is actually true. Back in high school, I overheard someone talking about his new screen name, “Kid Raper,” and I couldn’t stop cracking up. Of course, I the notion of someone idolizing Kid Rock is funny in itself.I also think the poster “I Heart Drug” adds a nice, funny touch.

15
Sep 05

Jeffro’s Ordination Song.


Sufjan Stevens — much to my indie music snob excitement — did come to the University of Illinois, but unfortunately, I could not go.I love making fun of myself and the culture I immerse myself in…

12
Sep 05

The Least Marketable Rubber Wristbands.


You know, after publishing this comic, the number of people wearing those rubber bracelets has dwindled. I’d like to think I played a role in their decline…

28
Aug 05

I Hate Nancy Grace and Greta Van Susteren.


Honestly, I really don’t like Nancy Grace or her show. Her news coverage is sentimental clap-trap-crap. Maybe I just don’t like people with Southern accents…

04
May 05

Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.


Burger King’s Tendercrisp sandwiches are delicious and are great coping mechanisms when you’ve lost someone. When my grandfather passed, I could only find solace in the King’s breaded chicken.

It’s also true that Champaign is synonymous with a lot of crime, and the outer limits of the area really are full of drug dealers.

Blogs… what can’t they tell you?

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Feb 05
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Feb 05
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Nov 04
04
Nov 04

How Bush’s Re-Election Impacted The IM Community.


After the election, I was not at all surprised that a lot of people on my buddy list posted their reactions on their away messages. My friend Nicole (who plays Death) had on her away message: “everybody just cool out. i’m sure bush is really upset you’re being mean to him in your AWAY MESSAGE.”

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Sep 04

LiveJournals Througout the Ages.


Yes, LJs (much less technology) didn’t exist during most of these times, but if they existed… we would coin the term “emo” a looooong time ago.


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