We Need a Toaster / The Sixth Roommate.

The Sausage-Fest crew gains a 6th roommate, ZCC. In later comics, however, ZCC’s face appears on the toaster; I love drawing his face, namely stippling in his beard.

And so ends year 2.

A Box of Legos.

This was around the time when Pope John Paul II and comedian Mitch Hedberg passed away.

Lastly, it’s really cool that Death likes to play the PS2 and has pigtails.

Banana Splitsville.

Oh, the slapstick humor! The irony! Like I’ve always said, there’s nothing better than desecrating a cemetery with banana peels and broken robot parts.

Unexpected Terror!

My favorite part of drawing this comic was the rain and the soft glow it casts on everyone.

Oh, and the Smashtastic Destructo-Bot returns. Full circle, folks.

Bananarama.

The site was indeed temporary…

How would it feel going to your own reasonably priced funeral anyway?

Hollaback Girl.

Car beats squirrel.
Toilet beats toilet paper.
Fetal Alcohol Syndrom beats fetus.
Factory hot dog processing machine beats raccoon.
Rock beats scissors.
But nothing beats banana!

Any reincarnation of ZCC will have the trademark hair curl.

Aaron Eats a Burger with Fixin’s.

Doing drugs is bad. Unless it makes you feel good. So do drugs if it makes you feel good, which is not bad. Don’t talk to strangers!

And yes, Aaron will do anything, as long as it gets him high. Believe me, he certainly doesn’t talk to strangers. Strange, talking sandwiches, however, are a different story…

Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.

Burger King’s Tendercrisp sandwiches are delicious and are great coping mechanisms when you’ve lost someone. When my grandfather passed, I could only find solace in the King’s breaded chicken.

It’s also true that Champaign is synonymous with a lot of crime, and the outer limits of the area really are full of drug dealers.

Blogs… what can’t they tell you?

Reincarnation.

I suppose one of the worst things to get reincarnated as is a food product. You spoil pretty easily, but in retrospect, if you’re a fast food product, there’s enough artificial preservatives to keep you going for a long time.

Life’s a Bitch.

I’m sorry, but everyone knows Kentucky Fried Chicken is delicious. And seriously, who doesn’t use the couch cushions as a makeshift napkin?