Great Sex and Ham.

I started reading Dr. Seuss’s (that’s a lot of “S’s”) Green Eggs and Ham. I’m halfway done.

Types of Annoying Concert Goers.

I wrote this comic after a bad concert experience. I believe it was Spoon, and I encountered the Pushy Drunk Couple.

That Guy Who’s Always In Front of Best Buy.

I honestly get hurt if I don’t get my greeting when I enter Best Buy.

Taking Ideas from Other Comics.

It’s sad that no one really got the “Felicity’s Way” joke. Oh well.

Of the comics I spoofed (if you haven’t noticed already): “Dilbert”, “Peanuts”, “Love Is..”, and “The Boondocks.” And is it me, or did they pull “The Boondocks” out of the Chicago Tribune?

College Milestones.

I never did reach any of these milestones. In fact, I died three days before turning 21. Shot by the mafia.

Pizza in the Morning, Pizza in the Evening, Pizza at Suppertime.

Seriously, what is it with college kids, beer, and pizza? And we wonder why overweight people is a problem in America.

Black on Black.

Parking in Urbana-Champaign, particularly within campus limits, is not only hard to find, but the parking police are real assmunches. They’ll ticket you if you’re a minute late, and the police amount over a million dollars a year in parking tickets. Pays for their donuts, I guess.

Care Bears?

Once you think about it, making people happy by shining a tummy-ray on them isn’t exactly a great superpower…

4 Types of Spring-Breakers.

Which one are you?

All-Out Comic War.

Originally, the immediate day after the explosive deaths of all our characters, we were going to fill the comic page with “Felicity’s Way” comics. However, because of scheduling conflicts and a lot of controversy surrounding this comic, the finale (or rather final punchline) of the Comic Wars never came through.

It’s all gravy, however. The Comic Wars were funtastic.