19
Jul 04

Swords.


Swords is a stupid, drunk frat-boy-esque game. I admit, I played it once, and since then I’ve had penis envy — which, by the way, is one of the 7 deadly sins.

18
Jun 04

Father’s Day Cards!


Much like the Valentine’s Day Cards, I created some for Father’s Day. And, for your information, “The Silver Bullet” is an infamous strip club here in Champaign-Urbana.

14
Jun 04

New Summer Ideas.


Everyone needs a summer gimmick…

10
May 04

Taking Ideas from Other Comics.


It’s sad that no one really got the “Felicity’s Way” joke. Oh well.

Of the comics I spoofed (if you haven’t noticed already): “Dilbert”, “Peanuts”, “Love Is..”, and “The Boondocks.” And is it me, or did they pull “The Boondocks” out of the Chicago Tribune?

14
Apr 04

Technique, Featuring Kelly the Nympho & Cyrus the Whiny Nuclear Engineer.


Will Kelly ever take off her S&M mask? Only time will tell…

31
Mar 04

Through the Walls.


This remains one of the more popular comics because, seriously, who hasn’t heard their neighbor having sex?

29
Mar 04

Spring Break Recap.


This is where I revamped Chris’s character design: I gave him a hat and black hair…. I guess to match me more.

19
Mar 04

College Survival Tips: Spring Break Edition.


I never went anywhere for Spring Break. Instead, I wrote cynical and sarcastic comics about Spring Breakers.

11
Feb 04

The Typical Spending Habits of Duder the Stereotypical Frat Boy.


“My unborn fetus craves UV!”

Spoof of those credit card commercials. Like that hasn’t been done before.

04
Feb 04

The Other Cartoonists.


I asked the other cartoonists to draw their characters nude for me. They were more than willing to oblige. Low blow, low brow comic if you ask me, but the masses seemed to enjoy it.


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