Conception.

Worst way to be conceived…

A Simple Greeting From Your Friends at SausageFest.

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During the first days of moving back to U of I, I went to the nearby grocery store. Everywhere I turned, I saw blue and orange Chief Illiniwek/Illini gear. Does everybody have to know that you/your offspring go to school here? It’s not like we knew otherwise….

School pride. Go figure.

The Phone Call.

The courtesy phone call to the parents always leads to trouble. That’s why I’m clinically depressed.

Father’s Day Cards!

Much like the Valentine’s Day Cards, I created some for Father’s Day. And, for your information, “The Silver Bullet” is an infamous strip club here in Champaign-Urbana.

4 Types of Summer Season Animals.

There really are 4 types of students during summer vacation; I’m the 4th.

Cannibalism/Dick Lick.

Restaurant servers on Cinco De Mayo seem so…. disinterested. And hey, another appearance from Random Chicken!

Happy Moms’ Weekend!

Moms’ Weekend is a yearly event where students’ mothers come down to campus and (for the most part) get drunk with their kids. Alcohol bridges the great age divide…

College Survival Tips: Spring Break Edition.

I never went anywhere for Spring Break. Instead, I wrote cynical and sarcastic comics about Spring Breakers.

4 Types of Spring-Breakers.

Which one are you?

Sagging in Places I Prefer Shouldn’t Be Sagging.

This is a continuation of yesterday’s comic. I drew this particular strip at the DI office, so I wasn’t able to touch up the word bubbles.

Yes, Aaron is a drug-user (as you can tell by the shroom on his shirt, although his “hobbies” are more apparent when I change it to a pot leaf), and no, Drunk Mom is not Aaron’s mother.