02
Sep 05

Guns. Save. Life. (But. Kill. Squirrels.)


Just a random idea. The title is inspired by a series of signs (Guns. Save. Life. — poor grammar in my opinion) along Interstate 57 North that promote the use of firearms.

14
Apr 05

Squirrels are Mucho Evil.


I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: squirrels are evil… Seriously, one time, I had a stare-down face-off with a squirrel.

29
Nov 04
01
Apr 04

Thoughtless, Sausage-Fest Style.


For April Fools’ Day, the other cartoonists and I decided to draw each other comics. I got Matt Yurkanin’s “Thoughtless”, and I drew and wrote his comic like a poorly-dubbed Anime. And yes: Yurk’s Booker T’s character resembled Pikachu, the villain is Dr. Weird from “Aqua Teen Hunger Force,” and that’s Sailor Moon and Hello Kitty at the end.

Check out the rest of the collaborations/swaps here:
Joe Martin takes on Matt Vroom’s “I Hate Pam.”
Matt Yurkanin takes on Pat Doran’s “The Way Life Should Be.”
Matt Vroom taking on my comic, “Sausage-Fest.”
Pat Doran takes on Joe Martin’s “Boy.”

11
Mar 04

When Squirrels Attack.


Potential Jay Leno headline?

06
Feb 04

All-Out Comic War.


Originally, the immediate day after the explosive deaths of all our characters, we were going to fill the comic page with “Felicity’s Way” comics. However, because of scheduling conflicts and a lot of controversy surrounding this comic, the finale (or rather final punchline) of the Comic Wars never came through.

It’s all gravy, however. The Comic Wars were funtastic.

03
Feb 04

Poor, Dirty Hippy-Skater.


I had to photoshop Matt Yurkanin’s characters. Also, the resulting leakage of Yurk’s clogged toilet continues onto the very controversial “I Hate Pam” comic. Why the Daily Illini still has this comic up demonstrates their idiocy. Ooh, did I say that?

01
Dec 03

An Excuse to Draw Many, Many Squirrels.


The squirrel, Booker T, is the comic character from Matt Yurkanin’s “Thoughtless”.


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