May 06

Oakley Cupid.

Now in GIF format! While messing around with the file types, I found out that publishing the comics in GIF format essentially provides the same picture quality at a smaller size.Oakley Cupid is a spoof of Ok Cupid, that quiz/online dating site whom so many MySpacers, LJers, and Xangaists put their quiz results on their blogs. As you can see, I wanted Oakley to be a combination of both Nigel and Randy. Oakley is an angel like Nigel, but his occupation includes sex, passion, and temptation — things Randy would appreciate. Other sources of inspiration include the following:
Molotov Cocktease from “Venture Bros.”
Kurt Russell.
Golobulus from GI Joe: The Movie.

Eye-patches are sexy.

It wasn’t easy trying to draw the machine gun (I even had to do some firearm research in order to get the facts straight), and drawing all those little hearts strained my hand a bit. I’m not asking for pity, but a reasonable amount of money wouldn’t be bad.

11 Responses to “Oakley Cupid.”

  1. Jeff Says:

    This comic was great! — and worth the wait. 🙂

  2. zachary c Says:

    …take theese rings and store them safe away…

  3. sara. Says:

    Yeah Yeah Yeahs? Why, Zachary, why? What does it all mean?

  4. Jeff Says:

    I demand comics.

    I’m gonna keep you in line, Phil Retuta.

  5. Jeff Says:

    No comic yet? Grrrrr.

  6. sara. Says:

    A week, man. And I need my book back.

  7. Jeff Says:

    I demand satisfaction, Phil. Satisfy me (but not in THAT WAY – EEEEEEEWWWWW).

  8. steph Says:

    what the eff?

    are you off having a life or something?

  9. Jonathan (ur cousin) Says:

    u forgot solid snake in the eyepatches are sexy part…he got his eye shot out.

  10. Jonathan (ur cousin) Says:

    ohh nvm is kurt russell sapposed to be him?

  11. Sausage-Fest.com Says:

    […] #1: “It’s Almost Summer.” #2: “Just Us Rabbits.” #3: “Oakley Cupid.” #4: “FUCK ALL Y’ALL BLOGS!” #5: “Nigel, Interrupted.” […]

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